InflatableMoose

The Standings:
Chris has 86
Sean R. has 81
Dan has 76
Matt has 55
Sydney has 44
Caitlin has 39
Kay has 37
Jen has 34
Alex has 23
Shaaroni has 21
Sean S. has 15
Bob has 14
Joe has 9
Kelly has 7
Bach has 7
Heather has 7
Xine has 6
Alexei has 6
Julia has 3
Zach has 3
Justin has 3
Lauren has 2
J.C. has 2
Paul has 1
Abigail has 1
Jesse has 1
Scott has 1


The Quotes
1. "You love us. Smile. You love us." - Dazed and Confused
2. "Eh, a trifle melodramatic, but instructive." - GI Joe the Movie
3. "I just lost my virginity in a confessional booth! Now, I'm only gonna say this one more time, give me back my fucking drumsticks, please." - Detroit Rock City
4. "I don't patronize bunny rabbits!" - Heathers
5. "By Grabthar's hammer, by the suns of Warvan, you shall be avenged!" - Galaxy Quest
6. "The turtle is nature's suction cup." - UHF
7. "What are you gonna do? Bleed on me?" - Monty Python and the Holy Grail
8. "I hate Yogurt!" - Spaceballs
9. "Negative, I am a meat popsicle." - The Fifth Element
10. "When someone asks you if you are a god, you say yes!" - Ghostbusters
11. "Wait a second. You can have anything you want, and you're asking for my phone number?" - Sneakers
12. "Birds of a feather flock to vagina." - Waiting...
13. "On the other side of the screen it all looks so easy." - Tron
14. "Bah weep grannah weep ninni bong." - Transformers the Movie
15. "What's a fuck-ass?" - Donnie Darko
16. "What's a nubian?" - Chasing Amy
17. "Well, you may have thought it was a game, but it was also a test." - The Last Starfighter
18. "INCONCEIVABLE!" - The Princess Bride
19. "First you gotta do the truffle shuffle." - Goonies
20. "I'd love for your piece to be on me." - Van Wilder
21. "I used to be in a barbershop quartet in Skokie, Illinois. The baritone was this guy named Kip Diskin, big fat guy, I mean, like, orca fat." - The Usual Suspects
22. "Ah, motherfucker said ice cream yo." - Half Baked
23. "And stop calling me Shirley." - Airplane
24. "They're not here for you, Weird Al Yankovic is on the plane." - The Naked Gun
25. "Great Odin's raven!" - Anchorman
26. "See that you do. If I'd been drinking out of the toilet, I might've been killed." - Ace Ventura Pet Detective
27. "Where? I'm low on gas and you need a jacket." - Wayne's World 2
28. "Name one thing you're gonna need this stupid fucking rope for." - The Boondock Saints
29. "Moonchild!" - The Neverending Story
30. "I am the last one!" - Dragonheart
31. "She's gone. She gave me a pen. I gave her my heart, she gave me a pen." - Say Anything
32. "When the rabbit of chaos is pursued by the ferret of disorder through the fields of anarchy, it is time to hang your pants on the hook of darkness. Whether they're clean or not." - Spice World
33. "Whores don't get a second chance." - Identity
34. "Get off my plane." - Air Force One
35. "Shut up! Just shut up! I'm gonna bring back three corpses here! And when you look up their dresses, if you don't find something you shouldn't find, I don't know what!" To Wong Foo: Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar
36. "What's the craziest thing you've done lately?" - The Girl Next Door
37. ""If you were the only suspect in a senseless bloodbath - would you be standing in the horror section?" - Scream
38. "Thanks for the party...oppressors." - PCU
39. "Love...it's a motherfucker, eh?" - Old School
40. "Lend me your ears...that's disgusting." Robin Hood: Men in Tights
41. "I'm out of it for a little while, and everyone gets delusions of grandieur!" - Return of the Jedi
42. "Any man who travels with two servants and says he has no money, is either a fool or a liar." Robin Hood Prince of Thieves
43. "How about you take a sugar-frosted fuck off the end of my dick?" - Blade Trinity
44. "Little news flash, Pop. Ha. Harold ain't so perfect. Remember that time in Puerto Rico when we picked up those two, uh... well, I guess they were prostitutes, but I don't remember paying." - The Wedding Singer
45. "How could I forget about you? You're the only person I know." - The Bourne Identity
46. "It's not a mistake. They don't make mistakes. They don't do random. There's always an objective." The Bourne Supremacy
47. "It's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. That's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination." - Clerks
48. "People do it everyday, they talk to themselves... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it." -Fight Club
49. "Shoot a nuke down a bug hole, you got a lot of dead bugs." - Starship Troopers
50. "My team. My team is DEAD. They knew we were coming, man. They knew we were coming and the disk is gone." - Mission Impossible
51. "Twenty-six years buried in the deepest, darkest jungle and I still became my father." - Jumanji
52. "Rufio!' - Hook
53. "We are Samurai... the Keyboard Cowboys... and all those other people who have no idea what's going on are the cattle... Moooo." - Hackers
54. "Morale is crucial right now. Keep the men in the secured areas. You'll see how they forget about these Wolverines." - Red Dawn
55. "I hated her so... much... it... it... the... it... the... fee... flames... flames... on the side of my face... heaving... breathless... heaving breaths..." - Clue
56. "The Lone Rangers? That's original. How can you pluralize 'The Lone Ranger'?" - Airheads
57. "I've never quit anything in my life except for Chinese calligraphy, my Theses 2, Kangaroo Anatomy, Toe Photography, Booger sculpture and masturbation. Well, maybe not masturbation but give me a break it's the only thing I'm good at." - Biodome
58. "Ah, come on! It's Christmas Eve! I could be home right now, drinking this *monster* eggnog my brother makes with lighter fluid." - Better Off Dead
59. "I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How've you been?" - Grosse Pointe Blank
60. "You flunked flank? Get the flunk out of here!" - History of the World, Part One
61. "Do not speak of that of about which we talk of not speaking... about." - Scary Movie 4
62. "I'm a line ya friends up right beside you! Where ya at, huh? Where ya at? Welcome to Earth." - Independence Day
63. "I'm simply saying that life, uh... finds a way." - Jurrasic Park
64. "Then you can explain the difference in the sound of an elevated train as opposed to a train that's running along the ground. You must have ears like a eagle, play that back, I wanna hear the sound of an elevated train." The Fugitive
65. "Ro-May, you know what would be really great is if you'd run like a mother and get Winky the One-Eyed black belt!" - Surf Ninjas
66. "It all started on the day that I died. If there had been an obituary, it would have described the unremarkable life of an unremarkable woman, survived by no one. But there was no obituary, because the day that I died was also the day I started to live. But that comes later. This was my life. Days blended together, consistently ordinary, thanks to a job that was the practical version of my passion. I was supposed to be an artist by now. Instead, I was designing ads for beauty cream." - Catwoman
67. "Aliens have taken over the fucking school!" - The Faculty
68. "Mr. President, I stand guilty as FRAMED! Because section 40 is graft! And I was ready to say so, I was ready to tell you that a certain man in my state, a Mr. James Taylor, wanted to put through this dam for his own profit. A man who controls a political machine!" - Mr. Smith Goes to Washington
69. "I love the smell of napalm in the morning." Apocalypse Now
70. "Now, call me a prude if you want, but I don't think it's good policy for the Navy to hand over a billion-dollar piece of equipment to a man who has "Welcome Aboard" tattooed on his penis." - Down Periscope
71. "Funky towel, towel's got the funk." - Joe's Apartment
72. "I didn't ask for a shrink - that must've been somebody else. Also, that pudding isn't mine. Also, I'm wearing this suit today because I had a very important meeting this morning and I don't have a crying problem." - Punch Drunk Love
73. "Because they know all they solda ya was a guaranteed piece of shit. That's all it is, isn't it? Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time. But for now, for your customer's sake, for your daughter's sake, ya might wanna think about buying a quality product from me." - Tommy Boy
74. "I never said I was a golden god... or did I?" - Almost Famous
75. "Mark, listening to this crap is guaranteed to make you sterile." - Empire Records
76. "They won't soon forget the name 'Oskar Schindler' around here." - Schindler's List
77. "It's party time. P, A, R, T. Why? Because I gotta!" - The Mask
78. "You still don't understand what you're dealing with, do you? Perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility." - Alien
79. "Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!" - Animal House
80. "Yo, the name is Batty, The logic is erratic, Potato in a jacket, Toys in the attic, I rock and I ramble, My brain is scrambled, Rap like an animal, but I'm a mammal." - FernGully
81. "When they come out... does it hurt?" X-men
82. "The counselors weren't paying any attention... They were making love while that young boy drowned." - Friday the 13th
83. "You know the funny thing about morphin'? You don't appreciate it till you can't do it anymore!" - The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie
84. "Run, Shadowfax. Show us the meaning of haste." - Lord of the Rings: Return of the King
85. "The word I'm searching for, I can't say, because there's preschool toys present." - Toy Story
86. "I'm playing chess with my dad. Chess. It's a game, like Monopoly." - The Search for Bobby Fischer
87. "Y'know, I seen me a mermaid once. I even seen me a shark eat an octopus. But I ain't never seen no phantom Russian submarine." - The Hunt for Red October
88. "Franks and beans!" - There's Something About Mary
89. "Off to Zanzibar, to meet the Zanzibarbarians!" - Muppet Treasure Island
90. "I'm Colt because I'm fast, he's Rocky because he's solid and he's Tum-Tum because he'll eat anything." - 3 Ninjas
91. "Hey Claudius! You killed my father! Big mistake!" - Last Action Hero
92. "He was simply doing everything possible to keep alive the illusion of his mother being alive. And when reality came too close, when danger or desire threatened that illusion - he dressed up, even to a cheap wig he bought." - Psycho
93. "We got a guy with things comin' out of his hands, we got another guy who freezes stuff, and then there's a man, who as far as I can tell, is made out of electricity." - Mortal Kombat
94. "I haven't seen a beatin' like that since somebody stuck a banana in my pants and turned a monkey loose." - National Lampoon's Vegas Vacation
95. "Well, it was first sighted off the Polynesian Pacific. That area has been subject to dozens of nuclear tests." - Godzilla
96. "I don't want your life!" - Varsity Blues
97. "The report read "Routine retirement of a replicant." That didn't make me feel any better about shooting a woman in the back." - Blade Runner
98. "When you used to tell me that you chase tornadoes, deep down I thought it was just a metaphor." - Twister
99. "You gotta give me one thing. I'm a scary judge of talent." - The Recruit
100. "A long long time ago, the Earth was ruled by dinosaurs. They were big, so not a lot of people went around hassling 'em. Actually, no people went around hassling 'em cuz there weren't any people yet. Just the first tiny mammals. Basically, life was good. Then something happened: a giant meteorite struck the Earth. Goodbye dinosaurs! But what if the dinosaurs weren't all destroyed? What if the impact of that meteor created a parallel dimension where the dinosaurs continued to thrive and evolve into intelligent, vicious, and aggressive beings... just like us? And hey, what if they found a way back?" - Super Mario Bros.
101. "Jeff, you know if someone came in here, they wouldn't believe what they'd see? You and me with long faces plunged into despair because we find out a man didn't kill his wife. We're two of the most frightening ghouls I've ever known." - Rear Window
102. "Holy rusted metal, Batman!" - Batman Forever
103. "My name is Buro Houtenfaust. I was named for a Saint who was a very wealthy man. He had the wine, the women, the songs, the whole bit, and then inexplicably, took a vow of poverty and became a hermit. Ran off to live in the forest, in the nude." - The Saint
104. "Bastard Son of Barney! Die! Die, stuffed ball of fluff! Illegitimate Teletubbie! Die, you Muppet from hell! Die, you foam motherfucker!" - Death to Smoochy
105. "You treat a disease, you win, you lose. You treat a person I'll guarantee you'll win." - Patch Adams
106. "I am the law! Put down your weapons and prepare to be judged." - Judge Dredd
107. "You still don't get it, do you? He'll find her. That's what he does. That's all he does! You can't stop him. He'll wade through you, reach down her throat, and pull her fucking heart out." - Terminator
108. "Ever pull the wing off a fly? Care to see the fly get even" - Men In Black
109. "I thought that if I took the can, there was a good chance that I'd get caught, but even if I did get the Trilampathol to the proper authorities, Kurt would hire some powerful attornies who would dispute any charges brought against him or Mondo Burger by manipulating the legal system and the way America's court system is congested these days, it would take months to convict him or anything so I thought I'd take matters into my own hands and dump the Trilampathol into the meal supply, making Mondo Burger a victim of its own foul play." - Good Burger
110. "An effete British superhero, to be precise. I am pilfering your tableware because I hurl it. I hurl it with a deadly accuracy. The Blue Raja is my name. And yes, I know I don't wear much blue and I speak in a British accent, but if you know your history it really does make perfect sense." - Mystery Men
111. "The drivers can't stand to be reminded of what can happen to 'em in a racecar. They, they don't go to hospitals, they don't go to funerals. You get a driver to a funeral before he's actually dead, you've made history, darlin'." - Days of Thunder
112. "Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?" - Raiders of the Lost Ark
113. "Well, there are these rules that guys have, an understanding as to what exactly constitutes cheating. Take your situation for example: it's not cheating. It's never cheating when you're in a different area code, not to mention a different state." - Road Trip
114. "You know what I got for Christmas this year? It was a banner fuckin' year at the old Bender family. I got a carton of cigarettes. Old man grabs me he says, "hey smoke up Johnny"! So go home and cry to your daddy. Don't cry here okay." - The Breakfast Club
115. "Shut your hole, Wang Chung. I got all three of you guys for the rest of your natural born lives. You're mine. Next time I come in here I'm cracking skulls." - Not Another Teen Movie
116. "Do you want me to get naked and start the revolution?" - Orange County
117. "Welcome to "Albatross Air: A Fair Fare From Here to There." You get it? "A fair fare." It's-It's a play on... never mind." - Rescuers Down Under
118. "It is night time, so it wasn't real, I was having... a daymare." - Dracula Dead and Loving It
119. "Oh, here it is. Bratislava. Hmm. Capital of Slovakia. Oh, here's a fun fact: You made out with your sister, man!" - Eurotrip
120. "You were never there for me were you mother? You expected Mike and Carol Brady to raise me! I'm the bastard son of Claire Huxtable! I am a Lost Cunningham! I learned the facts of life from watching The Facts of Life! Oh God!" - The Cable Guy
121. "Lyme disease. You touch some deer feces, and then you... eat a sandwich without washin' your hands. You got your lyme disease!" - Slither
122. "Well, my conclusion is: Hate is baggage. Life's too short to be pissed off all the time. It's just not worth it. Derek says it's always good to end a paper with a quote." - American History X
123. "Now listen up, you primitive screwheads. See this? This... is my boomstick!" - Army of Darkness
124. "Well, they're going to be looking at us like that, aren't they, Eh? I mean, what if next Friday 400 women turn 'round and say "He's too fat, he's too old and he's a pigeon-chested little tosser."? What happens then, eh?" - The Full Monty
125. "The world's my oyster, except for the fact that I just rammed a wooden stake in my brother's heart because he turned into a vampire, even though I don't believe in vampires. Aside from that unfortunate business, everything's hunky-dory." - From Dusk Till Dawn
126. "Only one thing worse than a dragon... Americans." - Reign of Fire
127. "Today's a training day, Officer Hoyt. Show you around, give you a taste of the business. I got 38 cases pending trial, 63 in active investigations, another 250 on the log I can't clear. I supervise five officers. That's five different personalities. Five sets of problems. You can be number six if you act now." - Training Day
128. "Well fuck that. I have seen what happens to the proud when then take on the throne. I'm goin' back to Wisconsin." - Dogma
129."Someone's taking all of these urban legends, and making them reality." - Urban Legend
130. "I should've killed myself when he put it in me. After the first time, before we were married, Ralph promised never again. He promised, and I believed him. But sin never dies. Sin never dies. At first, it was all right. We lived sinlessly. We slept in the same bed, but we never did it. And then, that night, I saw him looking down at me that way. We got down on our knees to pray for strength. I smelled the whiskey on his breath. Then he took me. He took me, with the stink of filthy roadhouse whiskey on his breath, and I liked it. I liked it! With all that dirty touching of his hands all over me. I should've given you to God when you were born, but I was weak and backsliding, and now the devil has come home. We'll pray." - Carrie
131. "Clap your hands everybody, and everybody clap your hands. We're Lambda Lambda Lambda and Omega Mu. We come here on stage tonight to do our show for you. We got a rockin rhythm and a hi-tech sound that'll make you move your body down to the ground. We got Poindexter on the violin, and Lewis and Gilbert will be joining. We got Booger Presley on the mean guitar and a rap by little ol' me Lamar. We got Takashi beating on his gong, the boys and the mu's are clapping along. And just when you thought, ya seen it all, along comes a Lambda four foot tall. So won't ya come on out here on the floor, so we can move our bodies, like never before." - Revenge of the Nerds
132. "Allow me to be the first to say that what we have done here is *not* a good thing. It's definitely not a good thing." - Very Bad Things
133. "What are you an odds maker? You're going to work everyone through this thing here? Let me tell you something, fucko, if that motherfucker right there don't take that knife away from my friend's neck, I'll use all six shots to make sure you're dead. Now do you believe it? Do you fucking believe it?" - Made
134. "Can I tell you something else? Seeing eye dogs bond for life-- Yours ran away. What does that tell you about how emotionally available you are?" - Daredevil
135. "But you know what scares me the most? When I can't fight it anymore, when it takes over, when I totally lose control... I like it." - Hulk
136. "A night club, a dance hall and a bordello. Ruled over by Harold Zidler. A kingdom of night time pleasures." - Moulin Rouge!
137. "Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT!" - Beetlejuice
138. "You're born, you take shit. You get out in the world, you take more shit. You climb a little higher, you take less shit. Till one day you're up in the rarefied atmosphere and you've forgotten what shit even looks like." - L4yer C4ke
139. "I love hitmen. No matter what you do to them, you don't feel bad." - Sin City
140. "I need some money to get the boat out of hock and rescue my bond company stooge who got kidnapped. Could we ask your parents to loan it to me?" - The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
141. "I looked up "fubar" in the German dictionary and there's no fubar in here." - Saving Private Ryan
142. "When you decide to be something, you can be it. That's what they don't tell you in the church. When I was your age they would say we can become cops, or criminals. Today, what I'm saying to you is this: when you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference?" - The Departed
143. "I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that." - 2001 A Space Odyssey
144. "Mr Ocean, the purpose of this hearing is to determine, whether, if released, you are likely to break the law again. While this was your first conviction, you have been implicated, though never charged, in over a dozen other confidence tricks and frauds." - Ocean's Eleven
145. "Betty, Judy, Josie and those hot Pussycats... they make me horny, Saturday morny... girls of cartoo-ins will leave me in ruins... I want to to be Betty's Barney. Hey Jane... get me off this crazy thing... called love." - So I Married and Axe Murderer
146. "Those with the demon's touch and those part angel, living alongside us. They call it the balance. I call it hypocritical bullshit." - Constantine
147. "Oh great, considering I desecrated your Grandma's remains, found out you were engaged, and had your Father ask me to milk him." - Meet the Parents
148. "Walking around like regular people. They don't see each other. They only see what they want to see. They don't know they're dead." - The Sixth Sense
149. "I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, Shenanigans!" - Supertroopers
150. "Yo baby, you ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?" - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
151. "I noticed that you have three X's on the back of your neck. That's appropriate, since you're looking at three strikes." - xXx
152. "I'd introduce you, but rumor has it you're almost as famous as me these days." - Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
153. "Rolo Tomasi is the reason I became a cop. I wanted to catch the guys who thought they could get away with it. It's supposed to be about justice. Then somewhere along the way, I lost sight of that. Why'd you become a cop?" - L.A. Confidential
154. "Those of you lucky enough to have your lives, take them with you. However, leave the limbs you've lost. They belong to me now." - Kill Bill Volume 1
155. "If one of them have it then ten of them will have it and if one of them leave Cedar Creek then we're in deep fucking shit... we're already in deep fucking shit!" - Outbreak
156. "Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker." - Die Hard
157. "In the end, my girlfriend became my arch enemy, my arch enemy became my best friend, and my best friend became my girlfriend. But hey... it's high school." - Sky High
158. "Since God created man, and man created the Transformers, the Transformers are like a gift from God" - Clerks 2
159. "Before I go, I just want to say one thing. The supercop story... was working. And you guys just messed it up. I'm still trying to figure you guys out, but I haven't yet. But it's cool, though. You just fuck up a perfectly good lie." - Beverly Hills Cop
160. "Dry land is not just our destination, it is our destiny!" - Waterworld
161. "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing." - Pulp Fiction
162. "So many women, and all these transformations and disguises he invents in order to seduce them. Sometimes a shower of gold, sometimes a bull or a swan. Why, once he even tried to ravish me disguised as a cuttlefish." - Clash of the Titans
163. "In all likelihood you're going to die out there. We're all going to die out there, but none of us needs to be reminded of that fact. So you die, you never existed." - Wing Commander
164. "Yeah, I saw, unless that was another werewolf doing a headstand on top of Stiles' wolfmobile and making a fool of himself." - Teen Wolf
165. "Now, you're telling me you were so ingrained with white trash DNA, your facial hair actually grows in on its own all white trashy like that?" - Joe Dirt
166. "Pulitzer Prizes are like Academy Awards, nobody remembers what you got one for, just that you got one." - Superman Returns
168. "Is it that sometimes the pain inside has to come to the surface, and when you see evidence of the pain inside you finally know you're really here? Then, when you watch the wound heal, it's comforting" - Secretary
167. "I set the timers for six minutes. The same six minutes that you gave me. It's the least I could do for a friend." - Goldeneye
168. "Hey, why don't I just got and eat some hay. I can lay by the bay, make things out of clay, I just may, what'd ya say?" - Happy Gilmore
169. "We are the Commando Elite. Everything else is just a toy!" - Small Soldiers
170. "And we turn him into an anecdote, with no teeth, and a punchline you'll tell for years to come: "Oh, that reminds me of the time the imposter came into our house." "Oh! Tell the one about that boy." And we become these human jukeboxes spitting out these anecdotes to dine out on like we're doing right now. Well I will not turn him into an anecdote, it was an experience. How do we hold onto the experience?" - Six Degrees of Separation
171. "Big city, hmm? Live. Work, huh? But. Only peoples. Peoples is peoples. No is buildings. Is tomatoes, huh? Is peoples, is dancing, is music, is potatoes. So, peoples is peoples. Okay?" - Muppets Take Manhattan
172. "Batteries not included." - Batteries not Included
173. "It was October, freshman year. First time in history that I'd ever missed the bus. If I had arrived on time, I never would've seen her. But as it was, I was the first person at Huntington Hills High to set eyes on Amanda Beckett. It was her first day at school. Then, I'm sitting in class enjoying a late breakfast when out of all the classrooms in the entire school, she walks into mine. And where does the teacher sit her? Right next to me! Now, up until now, one could write this off to coincidence. But then she reaches in her bag and pulls out a strawberry Pop-Tart - the very same breakfast pastry I was consuming at that moment! What was I to do? How was I to proceed?" - Can't Hardly Wait